I found some questions online about relationships. These are answered in the point of view of Max from my story What Love Means.
Have you ever been in love?
Ew. Why bother?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
I’m more of a heart breaker than the heart broken.
What does a successful relationship look like to you?
Finding a private spot to hook up, hooking up, and then both people go their separate ways.
What happened in your last relationship?
I’d have to have had a relationship to have a last relationship.
Are you friends with your former boyfriends or girlfriends?
I’d sound like a dick if I wondered what the point of that was, wouldn’t I? Well, it’s a good thing I don’t have any former boyfriends or girlfriends to be friends with.
What was your parents’ relationship like?
Oh fuck no.
If you could go on a date with a celebrity, who would it be and why?
Uh, Ryan Reynolds is pretty hot. Maybe Chris Pine… but my honest answer is absolutely Neil deGrasse Tyson. He’s humorous, intelligent, and he removed a planet from the solar system; that’s pretty badass.